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Rooney To Leave Man Utd - Cisse Bid Could Happen!
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31st May 2012
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Ex-Toon 'Fat Boy' Signs For Madrid!
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31st May 2012
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Toon The 'Little Arsenal' Of The Premiership?
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31st May 2012
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Ba Contract Clause Expires On July 31!
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31st May 2012
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Toon 'Soft Loan' Is £277m
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31st May 2012
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Shay A Step Closer To Euro 2012
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31st May 2012
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Is Berbatov Sale Key To Cisse Moving To Man Utd?
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31st May 2012
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Liverpool To Name New Manager!
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31st May 2012
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Have Krul And Van Persie Kissed And Made Up?
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31st May 2012
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Why Pardew Is A Better Manager Than Redknapp!
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31st May 2012
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Would Hughton Leave Brum For Canaries?
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31st May 2012
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Former Toon Star On Lambert Switch 'He Had To Go'
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31st May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Profile Group D
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30th May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Profile Group C
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30th May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Profile Group B
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30th May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Profile Group A
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30th May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Squads
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30th May 2012
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Women's Claim Against Titus Bramble
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30th May 2012
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Tim Krul - 'Tougher Than World Cup!'
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30th May 2012
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N'Zonzi Jumps Ship But Will It Tempt Toon?
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30th May 2012
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Mags-Mackems Interested In Johnson?
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30th May 2012
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The Man Who Picked Newcastle Out Of The Gutter!
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30th May 2012
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Former Toon Boss Wants To Say 'Goodbye' To Fans
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30th May 2012
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Hughton Pleased To See His Signings Shine
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30th May 2012
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Manchester Clubs Want Cisse; Spurs Want Ba
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30th May 2012
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Simpson Heading To QPR?
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30th May 2012
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Terracing Has No Chance Of Returning To English Game
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30th May 2012
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Hughton A Step Closer To West Brom Job!
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30th May 2012
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Liverpool Name New Boss On Friday
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30th May 2012
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Star To Walk Off If He Suffers Racism!
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30th May 2012
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Do England Go 'Long Ball' To Suit Carroll?
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30th May 2012
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NU-Mad - Euro 2012 Profile Tomorrow (Wednesday)
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29th May 2012
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Sir Bobby Would Be Very Proud Of Pardew!
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29th May 2012
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The Lunatics In The Millwall Asylum
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29th May 2012
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Amalfitano Has A Massive Jump To Make!
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29th May 2012
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Toon One Of 193 Clubs In Europa League
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29th May 2012
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Toon To Snub Paris Saint-Germain Offer?
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29th May 2012
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'He Turned Us Doon, He Turned Us Doon'
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29th May 2012
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Ben Arfa And Cabeye Get The Call!
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29th May 2012
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Toon To Use Monkey-Hangers As Feeder Club?
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29th May 2012
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Shearer Backs Cisse For Olympics!
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29th May 2012
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A Giant Screen For Newcastle?
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29th May 2012
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Pardew Admits Debuchy Interest
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29th May 2012
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Toon Warm Up In Cardiff
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29th May 2012
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Krul Set To Pick Up Stekelenburg's Crumbs?
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28th May 2012
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Bamble's LATEST Sexual Assault Charge!
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28th May 2012
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French Poor Form Good News For England
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28th May 2012
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Former Toon Defender Tells England Fans Not To Travel!
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28th May 2012
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Swansea Snap Up Pardew Favourite!
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28th May 2012
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Ex-Mackem Snubbed For Euro 2012!
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28th May 2012
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Gateshead? It's Hardly California, Is It?
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28th May 2012
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Michael Owen - Good Riddance!
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27th May 2012
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Mackems Not Big Enough To Hold Onto Stars?
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27th May 2012
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Krul And Van Persie Back Together - For Shock Defeat!
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27th May 2012
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Has Sir Alex Had His Day?
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27th May 2012
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Hughton Set For Premiership Return With Albion!
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27th May 2012
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Shay Still Holds A Grudge At Newcastle!
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27th May 2012
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Shearer Didn't Want Carroll At Euro 2012
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27th May 2012
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Ben Arfa - 90 Mins Away From Euro 2012?
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27th May 2012
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Coloccini's Highlight Of The Season ...
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27th May 2012
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Pardew Transformed The 'Quiet Man'
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27th May 2012
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Coloccini - I Don't want To Be Another Statistic
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27th May 2012
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Pardew Getting Tips From F1? Get On Yer Bike!
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27th May 2012
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Geordie Boy In Shock Return?
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27th May 2012
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Given Must Prove He Is Ready
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27th May 2012
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Andy Carroll For Eurovision?
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27th May 2012
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Did Ba Snub New Toon Offer?
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26th May 2012
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Toon Transfer Speculation - No 754
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26th May 2012
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Is There An Offer On The Table For Smith?
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26th May 2012
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West Brom - Hughton Or Ranieri
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26th May 2012
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No Appeal From Barton
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26th May 2012
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Are Newcastle Bigger Than Liverpool?
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26th May 2012
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Let's See If Carroll Is International Class
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26th May 2012
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Obertan A Success? He Thinks So!
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25th May 2012
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Amalfitano Cannot Wait For Toon Debut
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25th May 2012
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Fraser Forster - It Could Have Been Me!
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25th May 2012
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Shay Given - Geordie (Never A Mackem!)
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25th May 2012
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Racist Abuse A Sackable Offence?
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25th May 2012
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Goal-Line Technology A Step Closer
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25th May 2012
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Milner Praise For Hodgson (No Shock There Then)
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25th May 2012
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Ex-Barca Boss Heading To Premiership?
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25th May 2012
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QPR Set To Sack Barton?
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25th May 2012
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Toon Sign Amalfitano!
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24th May 2012
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Anyone Remember Steve Watson's Mexican Throw-In?
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24th May 2012
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Pardew Braced For The Whirlwind!
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24th May 2012
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French Club Warns Off Pardew
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24th May 2012
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Ashley Won't Budge On Pay Cap To Keep Demba Ba!
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24th May 2012
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Toon Make Bid For Hartlepool Midfielder
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24th May 2012
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Joey Barton - The Life And Times Of A Nutter!
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24th May 2012
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Barton Gets 12 Match Ban
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24th May 2012
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Villa Step Up Search For Manager
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24th May 2012
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Fastest Terry Got His Kit On Since Wayne Bridge Came Home Early!
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23rd May 2012
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Ask Pardew - Money Or No Money?
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23rd May 2012
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More Toon Speculation - Midfielder Linked
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23rd May 2012
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Toon Skipper Says He Cannot Wait For Europa League
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23rd May 2012
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Is Anyone Taking This GB Team Seriously?
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23rd May 2012
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'Come And Get Me' Plea From Fraser Forster!
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23rd May 2012
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Shearer's Bizarre Comment On Toon System
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23rd May 2012
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No 'Special One' Premiership Return
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23rd May 2012
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Toon Chairman Who Was A 'Lost Sheep' In Geordie-Land
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21st May 2012
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Ashley Calls Time On Simpson!
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21st May 2012
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Toon To Head To Sporting Lisbon?
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21st May 2012
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Sammy Could Make A Bigger Name Than The 'Mackem Slayer'
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21st May 2012
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Ferguson To Give Santon A Run For His Money!
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21st May 2012
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Congratulations To The Minstermen!
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21st May 2012
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Hammers Still Unsure About Former Toon Boss!
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21st May 2012
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Why Robben's Backside Fell Out
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21st May 2012
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The Player YOU Voted NU-Mad Player Of The Season
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20th May 2012
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Cameron Knocks John Terry!
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20th May 2012
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Stoke Want 'Parasite' Owen!
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20th May 2012
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'Magpies In Europe' Back On Sale At Backpage
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20th May 2012
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Chin Up Harry! Better You Than Toon!
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20th May 2012
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Don't Blame Ashley For Simpson Predicament!
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20th May 2012
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Mike Ashley Is 'A Seller'!
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20th May 2012
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Well He Achieved NOWT At The Toon!
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20th May 2012
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The Unthinkable - Losing 5-1 To Mackems In Cup Final!
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20th May 2012
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Petr Cech Research A Lesson To All Managers!
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20th May 2012
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Pedro Does The Talking
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19th May 2012
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Lineker Backs Shearer - England Have No Chance
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19th May 2012
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Hughes To Punish 'Bad Boy' Barton
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19th May 2012
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Nolan Back In The Big Time
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19th May 2012
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Perch Has A Date At Court
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18th May 2012
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Nolan And Big Sam 90mins From Premiership
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18th May 2012
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No Wembley For Community Shield
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18th May 2012
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It's A Record Breaker - First £1m Non-League Player!
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18th May 2012
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How The Mighty Reds Have Fallen - Snubbed By Swansea!
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18th May 2012
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Solskjaer Villa New Boss?
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18th May 2012
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Cabaye Is No Racist!
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17th May 2012
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Pardew's Greatest Achievement ...
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17th May 2012
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What Now For Owen - United Don't Want Him?
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17th May 2012
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Toon Snub Yanks To Play Against Kaizer Chiefs?
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17th May 2012
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Toon's 'Mr Happy' Could Become 'Mr Knackered'!
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17th May 2012
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Geordie Snubs Euro 2012 Offer!
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17th May 2012
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Did Andy Carroll Get Dalglish The Sack?
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17th May 2012
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Dalglish Gone - Scousers Eye Pardew!
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17th May 2012
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Hughton Laid The Toon Foundations!
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17th May 2012
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Cabaye Wants To Be Heard
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17th May 2012
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Alan Smith Attacked!
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16th May 2012
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Bitter Cahill Hits Out At Cabaye!
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16th May 2012
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Toon Sign Slovakian!
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16th May 2012
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Euro 2012 Could Be Good (And Bad) For Toon
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16th May 2012
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Shearer Refuses To Talk About Barton!
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16th May 2012
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FA To Hammer Barton!
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16th May 2012
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As If Things Couldn't Get Any Worse ...
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16th May 2012
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Ferdinand Left Out Of England Euro Squad!
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16th May 2012
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Adopted Geordie Says: 'I'm Staying In Toon!'
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15th May 2012
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Toon Stick With German Brand
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15th May 2012
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Toon Pick Up £54.4m From Premier League
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15th May 2012
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Bubble Has Burst With Mackem Leprechaun
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15th May 2012
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Barton Won't Get A Mention On MOTD 'Til November
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15th May 2012
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Toon Penny In Exchange For £7,000?
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15th May 2012
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Fifth Place With Toon Better Than FA Cup Final
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15th May 2012
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No Substance In Demba Ba Story!
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15th May 2012
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Cabaye 'Sorry' Not Good Enough For FA
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15th May 2012
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As We Predicted On Sunday - Dalglish Is On His Way!
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15th May 2012
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Former Toon Boss Ready To Go To Court!
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15th May 2012
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Pardew Does It Again!
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14th May 2012
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NewcastleUtd-Mad Player Of The Season
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14th May 2012
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Freddie Shepherd Involved In Rangers Deal!
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14th May 2012
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Everton Appeal Sending Off
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14th May 2012
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Is Barton Worth The Trouble? NO CHANCE!
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14th May 2012
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Hodgson Names No 2
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14th May 2012
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Barton Hit With Two Charges!
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14th May 2012
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Lambert For Villa?
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14th May 2012
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McLeish Sacked - Leon Best Now Looks To Celtic!
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14th May 2012
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Newcastle Utd Mad? It's The ONLY Way!
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14th May 2012
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Cabaye Says 'Sorry!'
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14th May 2012
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Cisse - I'm Staying At Toon!
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14th May 2012
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Euro 2012 Will Put Ben Arfa In Shop Window
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14th May 2012
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Moyes Feels Red Card Should Have Been Yellow
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14th May 2012
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Pardew: 'I'm Pleased Arsenal And Spurs Won!'
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14th May 2012
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A Season All Toon Fans Will Remember
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14th May 2012
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Everton 3 Toon 1
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14th May 2012
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Dalglish Has Seen Out His Last Game!
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14th May 2012
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Fergie's Face At Stadium Of Sh*** - Priceless!
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14th May 2012
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Munich Means Nothing To Toon Fans Anymore
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14th May 2012
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Guthrie And Best Have Nervous 24 Hours?
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14th May 2012
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Most Dramatic End Ever To Premiership Season
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14th May 2012
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Toon Fall At Final Hurdle
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14th May 2012
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Barton-Shearer Bad Feeling Rumbles On!
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14th May 2012
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One Very Happy Woman As Toon Fail!
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14th May 2012
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Everton 3-1 Newcastle- Report
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13th May 2012
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Team lineups: Everton v Newcastle United 13 May 2012
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13th May 2012
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It's Premiership D-Day!
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13th May 2012
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Could This Ever Happen To Newcastle?
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13th May 2012
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Tim Krul Buzzing Finishing Higher Than Chelsea!
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13th May 2012
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Who Deserves Third Place?
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13th May 2012
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Toon Hopes Could Be Dashed - Bayern Not As Good As We Think!
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13th May 2012
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Ba To Move On?
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12th May 2012
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Pardew Dig At Enrique?
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12th May 2012
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Ferguson Tells Us Why Toon Blew It!
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12th May 2012
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Krul Wants Top Four Fight Every Year
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12th May 2012
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Toon Players Should 'Do It For Pardew!'
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12th May 2012
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Pardew Gets Top Award!
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12th May 2012
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Secret For Keeping Toon Stars - Champions League!
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12th May 2012
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Taylor And Williamson Handed Warning!
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12th May 2012
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Guthrie And Best Wait On Villa Decision
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12th May 2012
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Santon Thanks Pardew For Giving Him 'Time'
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12th May 2012
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'Monkey's Heed' Says Toon Match Was Best
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12th May 2012
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Heartache For Former Toon Skipper?
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12th May 2012
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FM Preview: Everton v Newcastle United 13 May 2012
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12th May 2012
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Orgasm Watching Toon Goal!
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11th May 2012
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Fog On The Tyne - Date Set For Plaque
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11th May 2012
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Mackem Treads On Dodgy Water With 'Catholic' Comment
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11th May 2012
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Do Mackems Deserve Respect?
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11th May 2012
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He's Retired More Times Than Status Quo ...
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11th May 2012
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The Toon Kid Who Doesn't Hold Back!
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11th May 2012
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Toon's French Connection
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11th May 2012
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One Player Pardew Cannot WAIT To Get Rid Of!
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11th May 2012
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Freddy Shepherd - Culture Vulture?
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11th May 2012
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Colo Wants Final Fling
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11th May 2012
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Has St James' Park Got Bigger?
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11th May 2012
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Wolves Close Stable Door After Horse Has Bolted!
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11th May 2012
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Tommo Names Krul The 'Best Of The Best'!
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10th May 2012
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Hodgson To Name His England Squad ...
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10th May 2012
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Ben Arfa Delight!
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10th May 2012
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Toon Call Time On Simpson!
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10th May 2012
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Toon Keeper Taken By Surprise
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10th May 2012
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Can Ben Arfa Be England's Worst Nightmare?
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10th May 2012
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Toon Legend: 'Don't Expect Too Much From Cisse'
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10th May 2012
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Have The Mackems Got The Bottle To Topple United?
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10th May 2012
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Hughton On His Way After Play-Off Heartache?
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10th May 2012
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Has Carroll Done Enough For Call-Up?
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10th May 2012
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Ben Arfa Show-Stopper Topples Toffees
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10th May 2012
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Everton Have 'Everything' To Play For!
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10th May 2012
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Numpty Pays Out On Man U Winning The Title!
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10th May 2012
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Info For Toon Fans Heading To Goodison ...
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10th May 2012
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Simpson Wants Better Deal Or He Is Off!
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09th May 2012
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Marveaux Is Still A Gamble
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09th May 2012
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Cisse For Real Madrid?
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09th May 2012
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Now Would Be A Disasterous Time To Drop Demba Ba!
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09th May 2012
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Ashley Doesn't Miss A Trick
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09th May 2012
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Fishing Rods, KFC, Sir Bobby and Pardew!
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09th May 2012
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Monkey-Hanger Hails Coloccini!
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09th May 2012
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Mackems Can Confirm Man Utd No Better Than Toon?
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09th May 2012
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Barton Wants His Say In City Title Challenge
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09th May 2012
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Mackem Joins Toon Star In Quitting Twitter
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09th May 2012
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Toon And Toffees Cost Man Utd The Title?
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09th May 2012
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Toon 90 Mins From Champions League?
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09th May 2012
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Scousers Kop Toon 5th Place (At Least)!
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09th May 2012
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Toon Lumbered With ANOTHER Spanish Flop!
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08th May 2012
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Ashley Wants Players Off The Wage Bill!
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08th May 2012
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Has Nile Ranger Found A Home With Owls
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08th May 2012
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King Kev Tops Premiership List!
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08th May 2012
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Pardew Wants Toon Top Of The Premiership
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08th May 2012
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Blanc Answers Back To Pardew
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08th May 2012
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Leon Best Dreams Go Up In Irish Smoke
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08th May 2012
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Toon Target Misses Euro 2012
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08th May 2012
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Krul Looks To Euro 2012
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08th May 2012
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Spiderman Predicted A Riot
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08th May 2012
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Ba And Cabaye Speculation Grows
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08th May 2012
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Chelsea On Newcastle's Tail!
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08th May 2012
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Nolan Heads To Wembley
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08th May 2012
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Sympathy For Blackburn Fans - They KNEW The Score!
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08th May 2012
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Arsenal Bookies Favourite For Third
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07th May 2012
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Pardew: 'Great Day - Bad Result'
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07th May 2012
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Beckham A Million Miles Behind Ashley!
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07th May 2012
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Cabaye: 'Nothing Has Changed With Defeat'
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07th May 2012
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How 'Wanted' Is Papiss Cisse?
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07th May 2012
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No U-Turn On St James' Park Name!
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07th May 2012
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Toon 0 Man City 2
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07th May 2012
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'Gesture' Rather Than 'Content' With SBR Statue?
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07th May 2012
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Toon Has Got Its 'Respect' Back!
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07th May 2012
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Ferguson Won't Take It On The Chin!
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07th May 2012
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Mancini Says: 'We Are Favourites' After Win At Toon
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07th May 2012
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Geordie Revenge For '96?
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07th May 2012
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Carroll Almost Dug Dalglish Out Of A Hole
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07th May 2012
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Dalglish Goes To A Priest For Help!
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07th May 2012
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Newcastle 0-2 Man City- Match Report
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06th May 2012
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Team lineups: Newcastle United v Manchester City 06 May 2012
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06th May 2012
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Toon Champions League Boost As Gunners Backfire!
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05th May 2012
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Howay Lads - It's Not REALLY Mackem Red!
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05th May 2012
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City's Day Of Destiny At St James' Park
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05th May 2012
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Toon To Rid Themselves Of Horror Stat?
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05th May 2012
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Best Toon Goal Of The Decade?
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05th May 2012
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Shearer Backs New No. 9 Sensation!
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05th May 2012
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Poignant Day For Mags Fans!
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05th May 2012
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Pardew: 'We Are Still Underdogs'
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05th May 2012
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Toon Boss Reminds Cisse Of Ba's Goal Drought
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05th May 2012
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Tiote Will Face City
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05th May 2012
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The Job Pardew Didn't Want ...
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05th May 2012
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Mancini 'Talks A Good Fight' Ahead Of Toon Clash
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05th May 2012
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Former Toon Bosses To Clash In Play-Off Final?
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05th May 2012
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Cisse's Brazilian Banana Kick
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05th May 2012
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Pardew Wants First DVD Off The Shelf
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05th May 2012
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Pardew Wanted 'Honesty' After Defeat
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05th May 2012
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Pardew Cannot Wait For Lap Of Honour
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05th May 2012
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Numpties At FA Get It Wrong Again
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05th May 2012
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FM Preview: Newcastle United v Manchester City 06 May 2012
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05th May 2012
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Chelsea 0-2 Newcastle- Report
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02nd May 2012
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Team lineups: Chelsea v Newcastle United 02 May 2012
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02nd May 2012
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Shay Hopes Man Utd Miss Out
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01st May 2012
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Simpson Doubt For Toon
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01st May 2012
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Pardew - Don't Rule Us Out!
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01st May 2012
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West Brom After Former Toon Boss?
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01st May 2012
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Toon Date With Destiny - At The Bridge
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01st May 2012
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Toon Warned Off Hamburg Kid
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01st May 2012
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Pardew: Just A Blip!
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01st May 2012
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Wigan Worthy Of Premiership Place?
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01st May 2012
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FM Preview: Chelsea v Newcastle United 02 May 2012
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01st May 2012
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