The 27 year old "called cops detailing the items stolen, including his cheque book.
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"Then the truth hit home to the dopey striker - his £500,000 pad had not been ransacked, he had just left it incredibly messy."
One police source said in disbelief yesterday: "We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook.
One police source said in disbelief yesterday: "We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook.
"Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern. Then we got a call back saying nothing was missing after all.
"Perhaps he had had a party and the place just looked as if it had been burgled."
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