43. John McCririck (Newcastle United)Ant & Dec - Toon Celebs 'Get Me Out Of Here'!
43. John McCririck (Newcastle United)Sexist, Diet-Coke slurping racing pundit and TV personality who supports the Toon even though he was born in Surrey. Redeemed his reputation recently by becoming the first guest to be booed off ITV's Loose Women.
25. Heather Mills (Sunderland)
Say what you like about Mucca, but at least she supports her local side. Accused by The Sun of being a fantasist. Sounds like your average Sunderland fan.
14. Ant and Dec (Newcastle United)
Professional Geordies who live in West London and make a fortune from presenting some of the worst television programmes in the history of the world. Which one is which? Who cares?
8. Meat Loaf (Hartlepool United)
Mr Loaf has never been to Hartlepool but he was apparently considering moving to Teesside five years ago because he wanted to live near Victoria Park. He's never been to a game, he likes pies and he's overweight. Two out of three 'aint bad.
So I'm sure you want to know who was Number One in this particular hit-parade ... it was Adolf Hitler.
1. Adolf Hitler (Schalke 04)
Hitler may have bombed Old Trafford, but he wasn't a Manchester City fan. The Fuhrer had a soft spot for Schalke, who, funnily enough, were German champions six times between 1933 and 1945. "Winning a match," Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's propaganda chief, wrote, "is of more importance to the people than the capture of a town in the East.'" He obviously never went to a Norwich-Millwall game.
But my own personal favourite is ...
26. Tim Lovejoy (Chelsea)
"TV personality" who used to support Watford but now hangs out at Stamford Bridge. Responsible for writing one of the worst books in the history of publishing. "Lovejoy on Football" prompted one reviewer on amazon to write: "As Ally Ross of The Sun pointed out, there are 38 pictures of Lovejoy in this book, eight more than Nelson Mandela used in his autobiography."