Apparently Gudjohnsen has ruled out a move to Newcastle United.
Well knock me down with a feather.
He has been linked with a move to St James' Park 279 times (and counting) and knocked it back 279 (and I've stopped counting).
Anyone Sick Of Hearing About Gudjohnsen?
Today's report: "The in-demand striker has denied suggestions he's ready to quit Barcelona and is instead ready to stay at the Nou Camp to fight for his place.
"Gudjohnsen's decision will be a major disappointment to Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce, who has identified the Icelandic international, who he worked with at Bolton, among his main January transfer targets.
"The 29-year-old, who is also wanted by Newcastle's Premier League rivals West Ham and Manchester City, has started just two Primera Liga games this season as he struggles to make his mark in a star-studded forward line boasting talent such as Lionel Messi, Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho."
Will that be the end of it? Will it hell! He'll be back in the papers before Christmas, I promise you.