We are sad because ... they failed to get their hands on the fat *******!
Apparently it happened "at Scunthorpe on Wednesday", which is strange because we played there on Tuesday.
News Of The World: "The hugely unpopular Toon chief had to be rescued by stewards as he faced the wrath of supporters furious at the demise of their club."
A senior source admitted: "It is time for Mike to realise this is his way out. Stewards saved him at Scunthorpe in midweek. They had to fight off supporters from getting at him."
He again faced angry chants imploring him to sell the club throughout yesterday's home game with Doncaster as he sat in the directors' box.