Ashley Puppet Says He Didn't Want Keegan To Go!
Llambias: "We didn't want to lose Kevin.
"But we can't answer any questions on Kevin Keegan until we have made a settlement.
"At the moment we want to clear up some of our outstanding issues, because Mike would want to tell people everything including the KK case.
"He would want to say what was happening and that would shoot us in the foot.
"He knows that and he's the sort of guy who would sit and take a polygraph (lie-detector) test. And he means it."
It's like listening to two five-year olds trying to get sense out of Ashley and Llambias.
One is in the huff because someone has taken his marbles and maintains a silence ... while the other won't say what he thinks in case he gets his arse slapped.
And these two are running Newcastle United Football Club!
Yes folks ... we've come down to this!
And apparently we've got another FIVE YEARS of them!