We made our little contribution to the Mike Ashley protest yesterday at St James' Park when our NewcastleUtd-Mad banner was unfolded in the Leazes End ... but sadly the (over enthusiastic) stewards were on us in a flash.
We had a tussle and an argument, but the SS Stormtroopers got their way and removed it.
However, we are planning for four ton of horse shit to be delivered to St James' Park this coming week so our Geordie sculpter Billy Flipflop can produce a life-size statue of Mike Ashley ... to stand outside the Milburn reception.
Billy (pictured above) says he is looking forward to the challenge.
Billy Flipflop: "I have made a replica of the Tyne Bridge out of lollipop sticks, and once made a scale model of David Ginola with my Meccano set, but I ran short of pieces for the boots.
"But this statue of Mike Ashley is a big challenge for me."