Luis Boa Morte was offered the chance to join Newcastle when Graeme Souness was gaffa, and he decided to stay at Fulham because he did not want to leave London. Then came the move to West Ham ... which (for any Mackems reading this story) is also in London.
The 30-year-old, who has two years left on his contract, admits he isn't "completely happy" at West Ham ... and I'm sure all Geordies will wish the Portugal international the best of luck finding another club ... in London.
Not good enough for West Ham ... he sure as hell is not good enough for Newcastle!