But the Sunday Sun, as we all know, have a record second to none for talking bollox when it comes to Newcastle transfer targets.
I think they last got it right when we signed Wyn Davies back in the 1960's!
But ... to their credit ... they keep on picking names out of the Rothman's yearbook and cross their fingers.
Sunday Sun: "NEWCASTLE are preparing a spectacular £15 million summer swoop for Barcelona star Deco.
And the Magpies have identified fellow Portuguese international Joao Moutinho as an alternative midfield target if their bold bid for Deco fails."