Brazilian Wishes He Had Signed For Newcastle ... Again!

"The fans even created a song for me: 'We've got Mirandinha, he's not from Argentina, he's from Brazil, he's f*cking brill'!

"When Sir John Hall took over and brought in Kevin Keegan, I had the opportunity to return.

"And then I made the biggest mistake of my life: I chose to stay in Brazil. How I regret that decision.

"I have coached teams in Saudi Arabia and Malaysia, but my dream is to return to Newcastle.

"When Bobby Robson was there, we almost closed a deal - I was going to be one of the youth team coaches.

"I have a good relationship with Dennis Wise, so I'm working as a scout for Newcastle. I'm confident that in the future we'll work something out."