Chelsea Fan Blames Toon Supporters For Arrest!

Last updated : 27 October 2015 By Footy Mad - Editor

 

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The 68-year old, known locally as "Chelsea Bill", blamed his latest arrest on Toon supporters, who he had been drinking with in Newcastle that same day.

Police were called when he caused disruption in the Subway sandwich shop on North Road. But he has previously been banned from six Subway shops in Newcastle alone.

He told police: "The Newcastle fans get me drunk, then take me to the nearest Subway, lift me on the counter and get me to sing Chelsea songs. I don't mean any harm, they just encourage me."

Kev Fletcher, leader of the Newcastle fans' group "Lets Give Ashley A Good Kick In The Balls" said: "He's loveable, you can't help but like him, he just has a thing about Subways.

"But they never seem to make them right. Sometimes they give him a free one just to get him out of the shop.

"He is a bit of a legend, and sometimes there can be as many as 50 Toon fans cheering him on.

"He hasn't been well lately, and his ambition is to get to Stamford Bridge for the Newcastle match in February. We've told him if he dies before it we will dig him up and take his coffin into the ground.

"We asked Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich if we could prop up the coffin in his executive box, and we got a reply saying 'He's not DEAD yet you daft Geordie bastards!'

"Which we took to be encouraging."

We asked Roman Abramovich to comment. All he would say is: "If he's dead by February we will consider it, depends on the smell."

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Chiek Babayaro, manager of Subway in the Haymarket said: "Chelsea Bill? He's a f***ing pain in the arse!"

 

 

 

 

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Fri 10th July (8pm BST)

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Tue 14th July (8pm CT)

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Club Atlas (MEX) 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Sissoko)

Krul (Darlow 46); Janmaat (Bigirimana 72), Williamson, Lascelles, Haidara (Ferguson 72); Anita, Colback; Sissoko (Obertan 72), de Jong (Perez 72), Gouffran (Aarons 72); Cisse (Armstrong 72).

Sat 18th July (8pm UTC)

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Sacramento Republic FC (USA) 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (og)

Krul (Woodman 46), Janmaat, Williamson, Lascelles (Taylor 46), Haïdara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Obertan (Aarons 69), de Jong (Perez 69), Cissé (Wijnaldum 69).

Tue 21st July (7.30pm UTC)

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Portland Timbers (USA) 4 Newcastle Utd 3 (Wijnaldum, Aarons 2)

Darlow (Woodman 46), Bigirimana, Satka, Ferguson, Aarons; Abeid (Anita 65), Wijnaldum (Janmaat 46), Gouffran (De Jong 76), Sissoko (Obertan 46), Ayoze, Cisse (Armstrong 46).

Sun 26th July (1pm BST)

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Sheffield United 2 Newcastle Utd 2 (Wijnaldum, de Jong)

Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Taylor (Lascelles 69), Haïdara, Anita (Obertan 59), Colback, Sissoko (Abeid 80), Wijnaldum (De Jong 73), Perez (Aarons 45), Cissé (Armstrong 80)

Wed 29th July (7.45pm BST)

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Sat 1st August (3pm BST)

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Tuesday August 26 

NEWCASTLE UTD 4 NORTHAMPTON TOWN 1 (Thauvin, Janmaat, de Jong, Williamson

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NEWCASTLE UTD 0 ARSENAL 1

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (72' Perez), Sissoko (78' Cisse), Wijnaldum, Thauvin (87' de Jong), Mitrovic   
Subs: Obertan, Tiote, Darlow, Taylor  

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Subs: Williamson, Anita, Lascelles, Elliot

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Wednesday September 23

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 SHEFF WED 1 (League Cup)

Krul, Janmaat (45' Mbabu), Lascelles, Williamson, Mbemba, Anita, Wijnaldum, Thauvin (45' Perez), Sissoko, Obertan (71' Toney), de Jong   
Subs: Coloccini, Gouffran, Elliot, Barlaser 

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NEWCASTLE UTD 2 CHELSEA 2 (Perez, Wijnaldum)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Mbabu, Sissoko (90+2' de Jong), Colback (54' Obertan), Anita, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic (85' Toney)
Subs: Williamson, Lascelles, Thauvin, Elliot

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MANCHESTER CITY 6 NEWCASTLE UTD 1 (Mitrovic)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Mbabu (53' Lascelles), Sissoko (66' Tiote), Anita, Gouffran (66' Thauvin), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic, Perez   
Subs: Williamson, Cisse, de Jong, Elliot   

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Sunday October 18

NEWCASTLE UTD 6 NORWICH 2 (Wijnaldum 4, Perez, Mitrovic)

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