The Ukraine striker scored in the Champions League match with Levski Sofia on Tuesday, and I'd love to know what substance there is in this story. It certainly had Roeder laughing.
Roeder: "Shevchenko is a wonderful player and a player any club would love to have. But I have not contacted Chelsea about him and I will not be contacting them.
"I am afraid some of the transfer talk over the weekend is pure fantasy."