... is it true the Chelsea defender had a pair of lace knickers tucked down his sock, ready for a remarkable goal celebration?
It was suggested, should Terry score, he was going to wear the knickers like a 'Spiderman' Jonas Gutiérrez-style mask.
The only comment we could get from any Chelsea official today was: "F*** off you stupid Geordie bastard, that is a load of rubbish!"
Which we take to be: "No comment".
(Right - Those knickers?)
