To be honest with you, wouldn''t it be hilarious if we made the Champions League and Andy Carroll and Jose Enrique didn''t?
After all the shit: "I''m joining a club with bigger ambitions than Newcastle" ... wouldn''t it be great to rub their noses in it?
Dirk Kuyt: "In my opinion City have so far been the best team in the Premier League so we can take lots of positives from our performance.
"I think if you had said we would take four points from Chelsea away and City at home you would probably have signed up for it - but I think we could have walked away with all six points.
"We are on the way forward. That''s what we want and we need to keep going and hopefully we can do enough to qualify for the Champions League at the end of the season."