Dunne Stalls On City Deal As Keegan Makes His Move!

Last updated : 28 April 2008 By Footy Mad - Editor

Allegedly, Kevin Keegan has launched a £5million official approach.

The Irish defender, recently named the Republic of Ireland Player of the Year, says he would like to talk to the Toon boss.

The 28-year-old is said to be KK's "top summer target".

NEWCASTLE-MAD'S MONDAY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

BOXING: Joe Calzaghe battled back from a stunning first round knockdown to score a disputed split decision victory over Bernard Hopkins in Las Vegas last week and reign as light-heavyweight world number one.

Prior to the fight, Hopkins said: "I won't let no white guy beat me!"

Imagine the outrage if Calzaghe said: "I won't let no black guy beat me!"

SNOOKER: Do snooker commentators need to get out more?

Yesterday, China's Liang Wenbo played Northern Ireland's Joe Swail. Liang thrashed at the balls and a red went down a bag as the Chinese player walked away.

Dennis Taylor described it as "The funniest thing ever!", while John Parrot said: "That was absolutelly hilliarious, I have never seen anything like it!"

God forbid ... he didn't see a ball go down the pocket ... nothing more!

Get out more you sad muppets!

As for Swail, did anyone see him put a glass up to his face for a drink then mouth the words "lucky bastard!"?