EVERTON 1 NEWCASTLE 0
Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett, Ritchie (Murphy 79), Shelvey (Merino 83), Diamé, Kenedy, Pérez, Slimani (Gayle 63)
Subs: Clark, Hayden, Manquillo, Darlow
It was an end of season, nothing to play for, match that was taken over by Toon fans celebrating the Mackems dropping into the Third Tier of English football.
I will be honest with you, nobody gave a 'rat's arse' that Evertron won, the party raged on throughout.
Theo Walcott's second-half winner moved Everton up to eighth - their highest position in the Premier League table since August - but they didn't really deserve it. But Newcastle didn't deserve the win either.
In the first match since Everton fans were asked by their club to rate manager Sam Allardyce out of 10, Walcott's strike six minutes after the interval at Goodison Park elevated them to a place they had not been in since the second game of the season.
'Hipo Heed' took the flack but I'm sure he's heard it all before.
The 1-0 victory also ended Newcastle's four-match winning streak and prevented Rafael Benitez's side from leapfrogging the Toffees in the standings.
Despite the upturn in form under Allardyce, there was a visual indicator of the fan feeling towards him when a banner was unfurled before kick-off that read "Our survey says... get out of our club."
Toffees supporters were goaded by the travelling Newcastle fans over their current boss too, with the airing of a "You've got Sam Allardyce" chant recalling their displeasure at his time on Tyneside.
An early Everton goal may have silenced them, but I doubt it. They had bigger fish to fry ... goading the Mackems from the first minute to the last.
Cenk Tosun sliced wide after the ball had broken to him when Paul Dummett almost caught Walcott with his attempted clearance.
There were 31 minutes on the clock before either side registered a shot on target and when it did Ayoze Perez's tame effort was underwhelming.
The hosts did have a pair of opportunities of note moments later. Magpies goalkeeper Martin Dubravka was stranded when Michael Keane met Wayne Rooney's corner with a header that Jonjo Shelvey blocked. When the ball came back in from Rooney, Keane again met it with a header he guided to central-defensive partner Phil Jagielka, who poked the ball over with a stretching try.
Former Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford was another subject of the Newcastle supporters' songs and it was his clearance, blocked by Kenedy, that would have presented Islam Slimani with an opportunity had Perez's pass not been too heavy.
Pickford took stick that was over the top at times, and it certainly got to him. His reaction towards the Toon fans boiled over more than once.
It's a hate relationship that is sure to continue in coming seasons.
Walcott blazed over the top with the final act of an opening 45 minutes where the home side failed to register a shot on target.
However, after an off-balance Perez had fired wide early in the second half, an effort was finally directed on Dubravka's goal and Walcott, who is 7/1 to feature in England's 23-man World Cup squad, made it count.
The goal came from Yannick Bolasie's deep cross and though Walcott was unable to bring the ball under control originally, it came back off DeAndre Yedlin and the ex-Arsenal winger made space to smash into the roof of the net.
Both managers made changes after that and it was Newcastle substitute Dwight Gayle who should have levelled 64 seconds after coming on.
Shelvey's corner was headed on by Jamaal Lascelles and Gayle hooked a great chance off target from close range.
Pickford, the 1/2 favourite to start England's first World Cup game, made a routine save from a Perez header but he was scrambling across his goal when Matt Ritchie's free-kick from the edge of the box went just over after Keane had fouled Gayle.
Keane was booked for that and was fortunate to escape another caution for an equally poor challenge on the same player - but Everton retained 11 men and held on, with Seamus Coleman brilliantly heading away Jacob Murphy's cross at the end.
It meant they were able to continue their good record at home under Allardyce, whose team have only been beaten by the two Manchester clubs since he arrived in November.
Post-match reaction:
Walcott admitted the hosts lived dangerously at the end with Coleman denying Newcastle a point at the death with a brilliant last-ditch defensive header.
He said on Sky Sports: "We were under a lot of pressure at the end and held on. We did allow a lot of pressure, we started to get deeper and deeper. Seamus' defensive header at the end was as good as my goal.
"It was a much-needed three points after a couple of disappointing results.
"We need to focus on ourselves and start to trust each other a bit more and play with a bit more confidence," he said.