On Wednesday, FIFA's six-man team of decrepid, brain dead imbeciles will be allowed out of the nut house for a helicopter ride over St James' Park.
The party will fly over a number of proposed stadiums for the 2018 World Cup, so let's hope they don't piss themselves.
The delegation kicked off their visit with a Downing Street reception where the deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg called the World Cup bid "unbeatable".
They then went by tube on the Jubilee Line to Wembley Stadium (with several piss stops on the way) to inspect the venue and meet England head coach Fabio Capello.
They drank coffee from the saucers provided, after dipping their biscuits of course, but had to be back in their beds by 6pm.