The formerToon striker signed for the Mackems and things haven't been the same since.
He has signed for Kerala Blasters.
Who, you ask?
Exactly!
Former Liverpool and Manchester City goalkeeper David James: "The opportunity to get Michael in the Kerala Blasters team is something we hoped for.
"Now that has been achieved, we look forward to fulfilling both the hopes of the Blasters and those of Michael's.
"Michael expressed his desire for a future in India and representing Kerala in the Indian Super League can be a springboard for everyone involved.
“I am excited by the adventure ahead for all of us and Michael has the chance to be a key contributor to a successful season and a prosperous future."
In other words ... WTF is he doing in India?