They tell each and every Premiership manager where they are going wrong - how the tactics were rubbish - and why their striker shouldn't have been in the starting line-up.
And what managerial experience have the four of them on their CV's?
NOTHING!
Because they don't have the balls to do the job themselves.
Is Alan Shearer any different? Well former Newcastle captain Rob Lee says the 'GOALden Boy' will be back in football sooner rather than later.
Rob Lee: “He’ll get a job soon, I’m pretty sure of that.
“He is open to go back into management – it’s something I think he wants to have a go at.
"Shearer should not be judged only on Newcastle’s relegation.
“He is tarred with that brush, but he had only eight games and the club were already on their knees.
“They were going to go down anyway.
“I’m not sure if it could have been stopped from sinking.”