Rather than looking for a new home next to Battersea power station, why don't Chelsea just move in at St James' Park ... cos the buggers want most of our team!
Chelsea, having won the Champions League, are looking to strengthen and see Newcastle winger Hatem Ben Arfa the latest player who could add to their squad.
The Daily Mail claims: "The Blues have already completed deals for Marko Marin and Eden Hazard but it seems as though they are not happy with their options in midfield and are now looking at Ben Arfa.
"Chelsea have lost Didier Drogba and Salomon Kalou after their contracts ended and it seems as though new boss Roberto di Matteo will continue to strengthen the squad now he has been handed a two-year deal.
"The Daily Mail has reported how Chelsea believe they can land the midfielder for £18million, while they believe that Newcastle will look to land around £26m should they decide to sell."