Jenas Signs For Spurs!

The north-east is filled with Michael Owen-mania and there hasn't been scenes like this since Ginger Minger Alan Robson stood on that stage behind the Milburn Stand to welcome Alan Shearer back in 1996.

Jenas has made excuse after excuse about being forced out of Newcastle, but the fact of the matter is, he doesn't get on with Graeme Souness. There is all this rubbish about goldfish bowls, the lure of the London bright lights and all manner of stories about the pressure from fans ... but the day Souness slammed the international for travelling with the England party to the States ... JJ wanted to get out of town.

The north London club confirmed the arrival of the 22-year-old in a brief statement on their official website, and sadly the player bought by Sir Bobby Robson is off on his travels without a "goodbye" from anyone.