Owen was an Everton fan as a kid, and he obviously hasn't settled on Tyneside.
With speculation that Everton are interested in taking him on a three year deal, William Hill are offering 10/3 that the current Newcastle striker will still be at that club on the first day of next season.
William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe: 'Michael has endured a wretched spell at Newcastle and could be forgiven for believing that a change of scenery might revive his career'.
Newcastle have suffered a "wretched time" WITH him! And don't think many Geordies feel for his cause, because he has given the club very little in return for his £40-plus fee (including wages).
Where will he end up?
Everton 9/4
Man City 9/4
Newcastle 10/3
Aston Villa 8/1
Non English 9/2