But what the hell gives Celtic the right to walk into our Premiership?
They don't class themselves as Jocks (how many Scottish flags do you see at a game at Parkhead) and they sure as hell ain't ENGLISH!
So let them stay in their two-team tin-pot league.
It has been reported Bolton chairman Phil Gartside (who, let's face it, isn't a full shilling) is keen to invite the Old Firm duo down to England in a restructuring of the Premier League.