Owen-mania is gripping the red side of Manchester, as the rest of the country is in fits of laughter.
Yes, Fergie has won his LAST Premiership.
It's a downward spiral for the Gloryseekers ... make no mistake.
Wayne Rooney: "Over the last couple of years Michael has had some criticism, but it would have been difficult for any player to score in the Newcastle team he was in last season.
Rooney Takes A Swipe At The Toon!
"He looked really sharp in training. He is working very hard and you could see by the way all the lads celebrated with him how pleased they were for him when he scored.
"This move will give him a new lease of life."