Newcastle United are (allegedly) "Going British" this summer after the French Revolution has seen it's wheels come off ... and Robert Snodgrass is on Alan Pardew's shopping list
Snodgrass joined Norwich from Leeds United in the summer of 2012 and has a further season to run on his contract at Carrow Road.
He is currently battling to keep Norwich, who are in the relegation zone on goal difference, in the Premier League and he has suggested he will stay with the club, if they avoid the drop.
However, the Scotland international seems to be talking out of his arse, because he will be the first out of the door when that trap-door opens.
Robert Snodgrass: "What division we're in will be relevant.
"If things go according to plan and we stay in the Premier League, I'll have a year left and I'll honour that.
"As a player, you want to play at the highest level and that's why I'm giving everything I can to keep Norwich up.
"Everything I do is geared towards keeping us in the Premier League as this club gave me my chance. It's a fantastic club and I've loved every second here.
"I'm flattered to be linked with Celtic as I've watched them since I was a kid. I was also in Scottish football and there's always a part of me that thinks I've a point to prove there.
"Celtic hold a place deep in my heart because I've watched them and they're the team I support, but it's all about being the best you can and playing at the highest level possible.
"The Premier League is where it's at and I'd be lying if I said anything other than that. But if other options come up in the summer, I'll look at them."