We reported on the subject last week:
Despite being favourites to progress to the semi-finals, Brazil spectacularly crumbled in the penalty shoot-out after a 0-0 draw - and kept alive the possibility for one of South America's most sought-after football fans getting her kit off (again).
Fortunately for Paraguay (and red-blooded males across the world) the Brazilians' attempts at converting from the spot went tits up – much like the view of a large section of the Paraguayan supporters.
Next up Venezuela in the semi-finals.
We asked if any Geordie lasses would get their "TITS OOOT" and fun loving Ethel (pictured below enjoying herself dooon the Bigg Market) said she would unleash her melons if Newcastle win their opening game against Arsenal.
She will be found on stage at Trillions 10pm after the match.
Fingers crossed, eh lads?
But for the record ... Diego Forlan scored twice as Uruguay clinched a record 15th Copa America title with a comfortable 3-0 win over Paraguay in Buenos Aires.
The Paraguayans reached the final without winning a single match in normal time but their fortune ran out against a Uruguay side who were vastly superior.
Luis Suarez put la celeste ahead after 12 minutes and Forlan doubled the lead 30 minutes later. Atletico Madrid striker Forlan then added a late third to tie Hector Scarone as Uruguay's leading goalscorer with 31.