To be honest with you ... I cannot stand the little turd!
Never could ... never will.
I would imagine he is the sort of 'mammy's boy' who would turn up at school with prawn sarnies in his bate-box, carrying the Financial Times under his arm, and a box of Milk Tray for the teacher.
A plain and simple ... TOSSER!
You just knew when he arrived at Newcastle he was never going to fit in. He commuted by helicopter, spent more time at race meetings than on the training pitch, and 'went through the motions' everytime he pulled on the black and white shirt.
And, including wages, add-ons and his transfer fee - he cost Newcastle Utd £54,000,000.
But, let's not forget, he couldn't get motivated.
Has there ever been a bigger parasite at our club?
In a word - NO!
Michael Owen: 'I'm 30 now and understand I won't play every game. I've had a lot of injuries and don't have the pace I once had. But life evolves.
'I've changed my style, I'm a different type of player now and, because of that, I reckon I've still got four or five years at the top.
'And I much prefer that to be at United, where I train every day with some of the world's top players. Where I work every day with arguably the best manager who's ever lived.
'Where I play in front of such great fans and in an amazing stadium such as Old Trafford.
'And I'm really happy I now live back at home after having been away for five years.
'I prefer all of those things ahead of playing every game for a team that's only ever going to be 12th in the league.
'Now that's when I would struggle to find the motivation.
'So I have to work hard every day to make sure I am always ready and available because I'm sure I will get my chance.'