FIFA president Sepp Blatter hopes will reform football's world governing body ... and then we get news that FIFA have stopped the England team from wearing poppies on their shirts when they play Spain next Saturday.
What a set of dickheads!
Blatter, who has set up a number of new anti-corruption panels to monitor behaviour across the organisation - AND STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING INVESTIGATED - will explain more fully how FIFA intends to clean up its act in a speech at the International Football Arena in Zurich on Monday.
In an interview with the website insideworldfootball, ahead of that speech, Blatter said: "It takes time to shake the tree until all bad apples have fallen to the ground.
"What I want to make clear is that by December of this year we shall present further facts, this time with names attached, on how we want to tackle the necessary changes in the governance of world football."
Meanwhile, War veterans have condemned FIFA for refusing to allow the England team to wear poppies on their shirts when they play Spain next Saturday.
The Football Association had wanted players to display the Armistice Day emblem on their kit on the eve of Remembrance Sunday, but FIFA rules mean no changes can be made to official kit.
George Batt, general secretary of the Normandy Veterans Association, condemned the decision, describing it as "disgraceful".
The 86-year-old, who fought in the Second World War, said: "I don't really understand it. I can't see any harm in wearing a poppy. You surely don't need rules and regulations in FIFA like this. It's so sad.
"I would think about 90 per cent of the population wear them. I'm lost for words. I think it's a bit childish because, after all is said and done, if it wasn't for us blokes FIFA wouldn't be here. They wouldn't be playing football."
Despite the decision the squad will wear poppies on their kit on Armistice Day when they train at Wembley ahead of the match, the FA said. The special training kit will then be auctioned for charity.
A spokesman said: "The FA are proud supporters of our armed forces and we are only too pleased to recognise those that have sacrificed their lives for the nation.
"The England senior team will proudly wear poppies on their training kit and all our staff and representative teams will stop to observe the Armistice Day silence."
A spokesman for FIFA said: "FIFA's regulations regarding players' equipment are that they should not carry any political, religious or commercial messages. FIFA has 208 Member Associations and the same regulations are applied globally, and uniformly, in the event of similar requests by other nations to commemorate historical events."
FIFA confirmed a minute's silence would be held prior to kick-off on Saturday.
The England shirt "should not carry any political, religious or commercial messages"
But it's ok to wear the shirt manufactures logo with pride!
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WOLVES 1 NEWCASTLE 2 (Ba, Gutierrez)
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NEWCASTLE 3 BLACKBURN 1 (Ba 3)
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