"Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy Cole. He gets the ball, he scores a goal, 10 years ago," sung by Sunderland fans at Everton in the 7-1 defeat.
Ah well, he did it for us ... but for some reason he didn't quite hit it off in red and white stripes.
Perhaps he remembers the time when a Mackem pulled the **** out of him in a pub when he first signed for Newcastle, with the question:
"Hey mate, do you play for Newcastle?"
Cole said "yes, do you want an autograph"?
Mackem: "No ... but you can get me Peter Beardsley's autograph if you don't mind!"
Cole scored 63 goals for Newcastle in a season and a half. He scored NONE for Sunderland in a season.