But ... let's give them a chance to prove me wrong ... they claim Newcastle are eyeing Feyenoord midfielder Jonathan De Guzman.
The midfielder, 22, capped four times by Holland, has been released by Feyenoord.
The Sun: "He has deals on the table from Espanyol and Villarreal but would prefer a move to England."
But, if they prove me wrong ... I will flash my arse in Fenwick's window!