Newcastle is the unhappiest city in the UK, and they claim that nearly half the people in the city were unhappy about their financial situation, a third were demoralised by work, and a quarter were dissatisfied with heir social lives.Toon Boys And Girls 'The Happiest In The Country'!
Newcastle is the unhappiest city in the UK, and they claim that nearly half the people in the city were unhappy about their financial situation, a third were demoralised by work, and a quarter were dissatisfied with heir social lives.And all this came from a tart with a dodgy hairstyle handing out free cakes outside Fenwicks.
Half said the cakes were "shite", three-quarters asked "how much do you charge to hide the sausage", and one third asked if Mr Kippling was still undergoing treatment for his mental illness.
The survey said the happiest place was Bristol!
And kidding apart, the Bristol Clifton Suspension Bridge has the HIGHEST suicide rate in the country .... FACT!
We want to see a boycott of Mr Kippling cakes in Newcastle! If you happen to have some ... send them to us ... and we will dispose of them.