Andy Carroll 7
Joey Barton 7
Mario Ballotelli 8
Anton Ferdinand 9
John Terry 9
Steven Gerrard 10
Wayne Rooney 10
Jack Wilshere 10
El Hadji Diouf 12
Rio Ferdinand 14
Barry Ferguson 14
Kevin Nolan 14
OK, it's not the sort of league you want to win, but we head it first and second.
Andy Carroll and Joey Barton are favourites to end up behind bars, with Kevin Nolan in joint tenth place with Rio Ferdinand and Barry Ferguson.
There are some world class names in there ... Rooney, Gerrard, Terry, etc ... and perhaps Carroll can say: "I've arrived!"
