Toon Legend Is Hurting Watching This Crap!

Last updated : 20 September 2015 By Footy Mad - Editor

... Shearer has made his feelings crystal clear after they went down to newly promoted Watford at St James' Park

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Alan Shearer has lambasted Newcastle United’s “shambolic” defending after their poor performance against newly promoted Watford.

The Newcastle legend has also questioned Florian Thauvin’s approach to the game after turning up wearing a tuxedo, a couple of weeks after the joke had worn thin.

Speaking on Match of the Day, Shearer was left deeply disappointed with the reaction of a Newcastle team that had it all to prove after losing to West Ham.

He said: “This is a Newcastle team that got absolutely battered from pundits and media alike for being beaten 2-0 by West Ham.

“They are at home and you’d expect them to come out, roll their sleeves up and have a right good go.

“I looked at Newcastle and thought: ‘No chance’.

“There wasn’t enough there at all.

“Before anybody has a pop at me Watford were better from start to finish.

“They were better all over the park.

“Deeney and Ighalo were superb and dominated the back four.

“It was far too easy for Watford.

“Watford were brilliant, but helped at times by Newcastle’s shambolic defending.

And hitting out at £13m summer signing Thauvin, Shearer said he found it hard to take the winger seriously from the moment he walked into St James’ Park.

He said: “He turns up in a tux.

“This is a serious business we’re in here, it was funny on the first day of the season, it’s not funny any more.

“When Newcastle walked out they didn’t look focus or prepared, that was for the warm-up.

“Look at Nyom run past Thauvin.

“You might be able to do that in the French League, you can’t do that in the Premier League.

“You have got to track back.”

Shearer also had sympathy for the front men due to the lack of quality deliveries into the box.

He said: “Were Newcastle any better going forward?

“How on earth are you going to score in this team?

“The lack of quality was alarming.”

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NEWCASTLE UNITED

Fri 10th July (8pm BST)

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Gateshead FC 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (Cisse pen)

(First half): Darlow, Janmaat, Haidara, Lascelles, Williamson, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Cisse, Sissoko, De Jong. (Second half): Woodman, Bigirimana, Satka, Good, Ferguson, Tiote, Obertan, Aarons, Perez, Armstrong, Riviere.

Tue 14th July (8pm CT)

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Club Atlas (MEX) 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Sissoko)

Krul (Darlow 46); Janmaat (Bigirimana 72), Williamson, Lascelles, Haidara (Ferguson 72); Anita, Colback; Sissoko (Obertan 72), de Jong (Perez 72), Gouffran (Aarons 72); Cisse (Armstrong 72).

Sat 18th July (8pm UTC)

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Sacramento Republic FC (USA) 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (og)

Krul (Woodman 46), Janmaat, Williamson, Lascelles (Taylor 46), Haïdara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Obertan (Aarons 69), de Jong (Perez 69), Cissé (Wijnaldum 69).

Tue 21st July (7.30pm UTC)

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Portland Timbers (USA) 4 Newcastle Utd 3 (Wijnaldum, Aarons 2)

Darlow (Woodman 46), Bigirimana, Satka, Ferguson, Aarons; Abeid (Anita 65), Wijnaldum (Janmaat 46), Gouffran (De Jong 76), Sissoko (Obertan 46), Ayoze, Cisse (Armstrong 46).

Sun 26th July (1pm BST)

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Sheffield United 2 Newcastle Utd 2 (Wijnaldum, de Jong)

Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Taylor (Lascelles 69), Haïdara, Anita (Obertan 59), Colback, Sissoko (Abeid 80), Wijnaldum (De Jong 73), Perez (Aarons 45), Cissé (Armstrong 80)

Wed 29th July (7.45pm BST)

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 York City 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Perez)

Darlow (Elliot HT); Bigirimana, Lascelles, Satka, Ferguson; Abeid, Gouffran; Aarons (Kemen 59), De Jong, Perez; Mitrovic (Suddick 70)

Sat 1st August (3pm BST)

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Newcastle Utd 0 Borussia Mönchengladbach 1

Krul, Janmaat (Mbemba 62), Williamson, Taylor, Haïdara, Anita (De Jong 75), Colback, Sissoko (Perez 81), Obertan (Aarons 62), Wijnaldum, Cissé (Mitrovic 62).

 

Sunday August 9

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NEWCASTLE UTD 2 SOUTHAMPTON 2 (Cisse, Wijnaldum)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara; Colback, Anita (Tiote, 67); Sissoko, Wijnaldum (De Jong, 81), Obertan; Cisse (Mitrovic, 75). Subs not used: Darlow, Taylor, Aarons, Perez.

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Saturday August 15

SWANSEA CITY 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko (45' Taylor), Wijnaldum, Obertan (82' Mitrovic), Cisse (54' Aarons). Subs: Williamson, Perez, Tiote, Darlow

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Saturday August 22

MANCHESTER UTD 0 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Mbemba, Taylor, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Perez (78' Tiote), Wijnaldum, Obertan (69' Thauvin), Mitrovic (88' Cisse).
Subs: Williamson, de Jong, Aarons, Darlow 

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Tuesday August 26 

NEWCASTLE UTD 4 NORTHAMPTON TOWN 1 (Thauvin, Janmaat, de Jong, Williamson

Darlow, Janmaat, Lascelles, Williamson, Haidara (78' Toney), Tiote, Gouffran, Aarons, de Jong, Thauvin (65' Mitrovic), Perez (72' Colback).
Subs: Dummett, Wijnaldum, Mbemba, Elliot.   

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Saturday August 29

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 ARSENAL 1

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (72' Perez), Sissoko (78' Cisse), Wijnaldum, Thauvin (87' de Jong), Mitrovic   
Subs: Obertan, Tiote, Darlow, Taylor  

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Monday September 14

WEST HAM UTD 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (60' de Jong), Colback, Sissoko, Wijnaldum (79' Aarons), Thauvin (60' Perez), Cisse    Subs: Gouffran, Obertan, Lascelles, Darlow  

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Saturday September 19

NEWCASTLE UTD 1 WATFORD 2

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara (80' Aarons), Wijnaldum, Colback, Thauvin (88' Obertan), Sissoko, Perez, Cisse (45' de Jong)
Subs: Williamson, Anita, Lascelles, Elliot

Wednesday September 23

19:45 Newcastle United v Sheffield Wednesday (League Cup)

Saturday September 26

17:30 Newcastle United v Chelsea