What A Numpty We Have Bought!

Last updated : 03 February 2016 By Footy Mad - Editor

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Thauvin, 23, joined the Magpies in a £12 million deal in August but on Sunday he returned to his former club having made just three Premier League starts this season.

The former France under-21 international's first appearance of his second spell at Marseille did not go as planned as he was sent off soon after coming on as a second-half substitute in their 1-0 win at Montpellier on Tuesday.

In the 69th minute, Thauvin launched into a rash sliding tackle near the byline on Montpellier defender Hilton and he was immediately shown a straight red card by referee Tony Chapron.

"I'm happy to be back at Marseille," Thauvin told reporters after the game. "I would have clearly liked for it to go a bit better for me but the team won and that's the main thing.

"I think you were able to see that I was bursting with desire, but it's a lack of experience on my part. Luckily it didn't cost the team."

It was only the second time that Thauvin had been sent off in his career and it means the attacking midfielder will now miss Sunday's home clash with arch rivals Paris Saint-Germain.

Marseille manager Michel, who said earlier this week that Thauvin should not have been a priority signing for the club, could understand why he had got himself into trouble.

"He's a good player and he wants to succeed within our squad -- that can explain what happened," Michel said after the game in Montpellier.

"I didn't have to talk to him -- in the dressing room he apologised to his teammates -- but in my opinion a yellow card would have been more justified than a straight red."

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NEWCASTLE UNITED FC

Fri 10th July

Gateshead FC 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (Cisse pen)

(First half): Darlow, Janmaat, Haidara, Lascelles, Williamson, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Cisse, Sissoko, De Jong. (Second half): Woodman, Bigirimana, Satka, Good, Ferguson, Tiote, Obertan, Aarons, Perez, Armstrong, Riviere.

Tue 14th July

Club Atlas (MEX) 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Sissoko)

Krul (Darlow 46); Janmaat (Bigirimana 72), Williamson, Lascelles, Haidara (Ferguson 72); Anita, Colback; Sissoko (Obertan 72), de Jong (Perez 72), Gouffran (Aarons 72); Cisse (Armstrong 72).

Sat 18th July

Sacramento Republic FC (USA) 0 Newcastle Utd 1 (og)

Krul (Woodman 46), Janmaat, Williamson, Lascelles (Taylor 46), Haïdara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Obertan (Aarons 69), de Jong (Perez 69), Cissé (Wijnaldum 69).

Tue 21st July

Portland Timbers (USA) 4 Newcastle Utd 3 (Wijnaldum, Aarons 2)

Darlow (Woodman 46), Bigirimana, Satka, Ferguson, Aarons; Abeid (Anita 65), Wijnaldum (Janmaat 46), Gouffran (De Jong 76), Sissoko (Obertan 46), Ayoze, Cisse (Armstrong 46).

Sun 26th July

Sheffield United 2 Newcastle Utd 2 (Wijnaldum, de Jong)

Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Taylor (Lascelles 69), Haïdara, Anita (Obertan 59), Colback, Sissoko (Abeid 80), Wijnaldum (De Jong 73), Perez (Aarons 45), Cissé (Armstrong 80)

Wed 29th July

 York City 2 Newcastle Utd 1 (Perez)

Darlow (Elliot); Bigirimana, Lascelles, Satka, Ferguson; Abeid, Gouffran; Aarons (Kemen 59), De Jong, Perez; Mitrovic (Suddick 70)

Sat 1st August

Newcastle Utd 0 Borussia Mönchengladbach 1

Krul, Janmaat (Mbemba 62), Williamson, Taylor, Haïdara, Anita (De Jong 75), Colback, Sissoko (Perez 81), Obertan (Aarons 62), Wijnaldum, Cissé (Mitrovic 62).

Sunday August 9 

NEWCASTLE UTD 2 SOUTHAMPTON 2 (Cisse, Wijnaldum)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara; Colback, Anita (Tiote, 67); Sissoko, Wijnaldum (De Jong, 81), Obertan; Cisse (Mitrovic, 75). Subs not used: Darlow, Taylor, Aarons, Perez. 

Saturday August 15

SWANSEA CITY 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko (45' Taylor), Wijnaldum, Obertan (82' Mitrovic), Cisse (54' Aarons). Subs: Williamson, Perez, Tiote, Darlow

Saturday August 22

MANCHESTER UTD 0 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Mbemba, Taylor, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Perez (78' Tiote), Wijnaldum, Obertan (69' Thauvin), Mitrovic (88' Cisse).
Subs: Williamson, de Jong, Aarons, Darlow 

Tuesday August 26 

NEWCASTLE UTD 4 NORTHAMPTON TOWN 1 (Thauvin, Janmaat, de Jong, Williamson

Darlow, Janmaat, Lascelles, Williamson, Haidara (78' Toney), Tiote, Gouffran, Aarons, de Jong, Thauvin (65' Mitrovic), Perez (72' Colback).
Subs: Dummett, Wijnaldum, Mbemba, Elliot.   

Saturday August 29

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 ARSENAL 1

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (72' Perez), Sissoko (78' Cisse), Wijnaldum, Thauvin (87' de Jong), Mitrovic    
Subs: Obertan, Tiote, Darlow, Taylor  

Monday September 14

WEST HAM UTD 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (60' de Jong), Colback, Sissoko, Wijnaldum (79' Aarons), Thauvin (60' Perez), Cisse    Subs: Gouffran, Obertan, Lascelles, Darlow  

Saturday September 19

NEWCASTLE UTD 1 WATFORD 2

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara (80' Aarons), Wijnaldum, Colback, Thauvin (88' Obertan), Sissoko, Perez, Cisse (45' de Jong)
Subs: Williamson, Anita, Lascelles, Elliot

Wednesday September 23

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 SHEFF WED 1 (League Cup)

Krul, Janmaat (45' Mbabu), Lascelles, Williamson, Mbemba, Anita, Wijnaldum, Thauvin (45' Perez), Sissoko, Obertan (71' Toney), de Jong    
Subs: Coloccini, Gouffran, Elliot, Barlaser 

Saturday September 26

NEWCASTLE UTD 2 CHELSEA 2 (Perez, Wijnaldum)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Mbabu, Sissoko (90+2' de Jong), Colback (54' Obertan), Anita, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic (85' Toney) 
Subs: Williamson, Lascelles, Thauvin, Elliot

Saturday October 3

MANCHESTER CITY 6 NEWCASTLE UTD 1 (Mitrovic)

Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Mbabu (53' Lascelles), Sissoko (66' Tiote), Anita, Gouffran (66' Thauvin), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic, Perez    
Subs: Williamson, Cisse, de Jong, Elliot   

Sunday October 18

NEWCASTLE UTD 6 NORWICH 2 (Wijnaldum 4, Perez, Mitrovic)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett (65' Haidara), Sissoko, Tiote (45' Anita), Colback, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic (88' Cisse)
Subs: de Jong, Lascelles, Thauvin, Woodman

Sunday October 25

SUNDERLAND 3 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett (78' Thauvin), Sissoko, Tiote (45' Lascelles), Colback (49' Anita), Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic    
Subs: Cisse, de Jong, Haidara, Woodman 

Saturday October 31

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 STOKE CITY 0

Elliot, Janmaat (83' Lascelles), Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Tiote (71' de Jong), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic, Perez    
Subs: Cisse, Gouffran, Haidara, Thauvin, Woodman 

Saturday November 7

BOURNEMOUTH 0 NEWCASTLE UTD (Perez)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Tiote, Anita (90+3' Mbabu), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic (63' Cisse), Perez (77' Thauvin)
Subs: de Jong, Gouffran, Lascelles, Woodman

Saturday November 21

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 LEICESTER CITY 3

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Tiote (20' Thauvin), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic (62' Cisse), Perez (81' de Jong)
Subs: Gouffran, Lascelles, Woodman, Sterry 

Saturday November 28

CRYSTAL PALACE 5 NEWCASTLE UTD 1 (Cisse)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Colback (70' de Jong), Anita, Sissoko, Perez (45' Lascelles), Wijnaldum (70' Gouffran), Cisse 
Subs: Thauvin, Darlow, Sterry, Mitrovic

Sunday December 6

NEWCASTLE UTD 2 LIVERPOOL 0 (Skrtel og, Wijnaldum)

Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini, Mbemba, Dummett, Sissoko, Colback (77' Gouffran), Anita, Wijnaldum, de Jong (68' Perez), Cisse (82' Thauvin)
Subs: Darlow, Sterry, Mbabu, Mitrovic

Sunday December 14

TOTTENHAM HOT 1 NEWCASTLE UTD 2 (Mitrovic, Perez)

Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini, Mbemba, Dummett, Sissoko, Colback, Anita (91' Goufran), Wijnaldum, de Jong (63' Perez), Cisse (72' Mitrovic)
Subs: Darlow, Sterry, Mbabu, Thauvin

Saturday December 19

NEWCASTLE UTD 1 ASTON VILLA 1 (Coloccini)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita (71' Thauvin), Colback, Wijnaldum, de Jong (59' Perez), Cisse (33' Mitrovic)
Subs: Gouffran, Tiote, Darlow, Mbabu

Saturday December 26

NEWCASTLE UTD 0 EVERTON 1

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Wijnaldum, Perez (87' Thauvin), Mitrovic   
Subs: de Jong, Gouffran, Tiote, Darlow, Mbabu, Toney

Monday December 28

WEST BROM 1 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Darlow, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Colback (86' Thauvin), Anita (27' Tiote), Sissoko, Perez (72' de Jong), Wijnaldum, Mitrovic   
Subs: Gouffran, Lascelles, Mbabu, Elliot  

Saturday January 2 2016

ARSENAL 1 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Tiote (87' de Jong), Colback (79' Thauvin), Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic   
Subs: Gouffran, Lascelles, Darlow, Toney, Mbabu   

Saturday January 9 2016

FA Cup - WATFORD 1 NEWCASTLE UTD 0

Elliot, Mbemba, Coloccini (45' Lascelles), Dummett, Janmaat, Sissoko, Tiote (82' de Jong), Wijnaldum, Mbabu (52' Thauvin), Perez, Mitrovic   
Subs: Gouffran, Darlow, Toney, Sterry  

Tuesday January 12

NEWCASTLE UTD 3 MAN UTD 3 (Wijnaldum, Mitrovic (pen), Dummett)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Tiote (85' Toney), Colback (81' Gouffran), Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez (90+2' de Jong), Mitrovic   
Subs: Lascelles, Darlow, Marveaux, Sterry

Saturday January 16

NEWCASTLE UTD 2 WEST HAM UTD 1 (Perez, Wijnaldum)

Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett (57' Saivet), Colback, Shelvey, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez (80' Gouffran), Mitrovic (90+5' Lascelles)
Subs: Aarons, Darlow, Riviere, Toney

Saturday January 23

WATFORD 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 1 (Lascelles)

Elliot, Lascelles, Coloccini (88' Riviere), Mbemba, Janmaat, Shelvey, Saivet (59' Gouffran), Aarons (59' Perez), Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic   
Subs: Thauvin, Darlow, Taylor, Marveaux

Wednesday February 3

19:45 Everton v Newcastle United

Saturday February 6

15:00 Newcastle United v West Brom

Saturday February 13

17:30 Chelsea v Newcastle United

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WATFORD 2 NEWCASTLE UTD 1

21. Rob Elliot   
15. Jamaal Lascelles   
2. Fabricio Coloccini  88' 
18. Chancel Mbemba   
22. Daryl Janmaat   
12. Jonjo Shelvey   
23. Henri Saivet  59' 
16. Rolando Aarons  59' 
7. Moussa Sissoko   
5. Georginio Wijnaldum   
45. Aleksandar Mitrovic   
Subs
11. Yoan Gouffran  59' 
17. Ayoze Perez  59' 
20. Florian Thauvin   
26. Karl Darlow   
27. Steven Taylor   
29. Emmanuel Riviere  88' 
31. Sylvain Marveaux  

Watford ended their four-game losing streak in the Barclays Premier League with a much-needed 2-1 victory over Newcastle at Vicarage Road.

Odion Ighalo scored the opening goal of the game just 44 seconds into the second half before Craig Cathcart doubled the home side's lead shortly before the hour mark.

Jamaal Lascelles pulled one back for the visitors, but the defeat for Newcastle sees Steve McClaren's side remain in the relegation places while Watford move up to 10th.

Heading into Saturday's encounter, Quique Sanchez Flores claimed fatigue had contributed to his team's poor run, but the Watford manager made only one change with Juan Carlos Paredes coming in for Allan Nyom. Nordin Amrabat, the £6million signing from Malaga, was handed a place on the bench. 

For the visitors, Lascelles was drafted into McLaren's starting XI while Henri Saivet was handed his full debut, and Rolando Aarons made his first league start of the season. 

It was Aarons, operating as a left wing-back, who had the first opportunity of the game. The ball fell to the 20-year-old on the edge of the Watford area, but he steered his half volley just wide of Heurelho Gomes' left post. 

Ahead of the game, Watford had failed to score in their last two matches while Newcastle had netted only five times on the road this season - the lowest of any team in the top seven tiers of English football. Unsurprisingly the first half saw few opportunities for either a side.
 
After 17 minutes Etienne Capoue seemed certain to score when Troy Deeney's effort was fumbled by Rob Elliot but the Newcastle keeper scrambled to his feet to block the Frenchman's follow-up strike. Midway through the first half Georginio Wijnaldum teed up Aleksandar Mitrovic, but his effort was saved by the legs of Gomes and the ball drifted out for a corner. 

That was as good as it got with referee Andre Marriner blowing his whistle on a rather dreary first half.

The second period was a different story altogether, and just 44 seconds had gone when Capoue dinked a ball over the top of Newcastle's static defence and Ighalo had only Elliot to beat. The Nigerian made no mistake as he rounded the Magpies' stopper and side-footed home into an empty net. 

Replays suggested Ighalo, now with 14 goals to his name this term, may have been offside, but neither the home fans were not complaining. 

Watford were in command and moments after Valon Behrami was booked for being adjudged to have dived in the penalty area, the home side doubled their advantage. Newcastle failed to deal with a corner and the ball fell to Cathcart who fired home from close range shortly before the hour mark. 

A double substitution ensued for the visitors with Yoan Gouffran and Ayoze Perez replacing Aarons and Saivet. Moments after coming on, the latter found himself unmarked and six yards from goal, but his header - following a pinpoint cross by Moussa Sissoko - went high and wide. 

It did not look as though it would be Newcastle's afternoon, but suddenly they were handed a lifeline when Lascelles out-jumped Miguel Britos to head home Jonjo Shelvey's corner. 

Substitute Perez was then played through by Wijnaldum but fired his shot over. At the other end Ighalo twisted one way and the other before his fierce shot was well saved by Elliot. 

Newcastle pressed for an equaliser but it never came as Watford recorded their third victory over the Magpies this season.