Owen: ' Andy I have found that training on my knees, takes a lot of strain off my feet.'
Mark Ross (monkey) liverpool
AJ "Hey Michael, can you hear me fart into this microphone"
Bondy, Recruiter AFCO (RAF) Inverness
Owen: "I will still get in The England side ahead of you even though my shins have been cut off!!!"
Alex Brett
Andrew: "Michael, you look a lot bigger on the telly."
Michael: "Dont look now mate but I think there is a ferrett sniffing around your arse!"
Stewart Watlen