Woodgate was shocking in Sunday's 4-1 thumping at the hands of his old club, and boy did we love every second of it!
A player who claims he is too good for the Smogs; too good for the Mags; and said Real Madrid "didn't give me a proper chance" when the Spanish giants could not wait to get him off the books.
He is clearly NOT the player he believes he is, but (as always) is happy to tell others where they are going wrong.
Midlesbrough, Newcastle or Real Madrid have never said anything negative about him, yet he has gone public and slagged off all three clubs.
Now he is turning on his team-mates at White Hart Lane.
Woodgate: "It's not so much getting angry with each other, but I'm sure a few words will be said in training this week when we analyse a performance that wasn't good enough."