They have two points, and at this stage of the season that is the fourth worst start ever in the Premiership.
Two of the other three clubs (who only had one point at this stage) were relegated at the end of the season.
OK, so we are second bottom, but our best is yet to come when we shift Mike Ashley and his posse and get back to 'normal'.
Spurs are at their best ... squad wise ... and they must be looking to the January transfer window with the Berbatov money burning a hole.
But Jonathan Woodgate, bless his cotton socks, is fighting on, and has urged Tottenham to keep faith in head coach Juande Ramos as Spurs' board prepare to make changes to the struggling club's structure.
Woodie Says 'Keep The Faith'!
A source close to the Tottenham board has insisted there is no move afoot to replace Ramos despite the club's worst-ever start to a league season, and the fans are planning a protest.
Should be a laugh ... if nothing else!